age: 40 (Apr 12, 1972)
MEMBER SINCE: March 2005
occupation: blowing shit up
into: naked people
crush: she knows who she is
gets me hot: fishnets, long legs, crazy attitude
stats: blue eyed devil
makes me happy: my daughter smiling
sign: exit only
fantasy: pile of SG girls smother me to death
makes me sad: when i open my wallet and it's empty
most humbling moment: briefly slipping away in an accident and coming back, you know where the hell was the light?
i lost my virginity: to my hand
Well so much for being home. I seen one of the most fucked up, but possibly one cool thing today. I'm in North Carolina and of course the weather has been bad, but I just had got to my hotel room and it started raining like a MF... I looked out the window because I kind of get into that shit, and it started hailing and all of the sudden the wind started blowing hard all the vehicles were rocking, and I'm on the top floor thinking oh shit is this the best place to be.. and as quick as I thought this everything stopped. I turned on the TV and the news said that they believed a tornado had touched down at exit 148... I'm like, I'm on exit 148, now this is cool, I might have just witnessed a tornado at its start. I started watching the weather chan. and they didn't say shit about. So I don't know, but anyway it was still cool.
























