age: 35 (Dec 14, 1976)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2010

occupation: MacGuyver Impresario

i lost my virginity: In the middle of the road by the alpine slide on Raccoon Mountain

heroes: Akira Kurosawa

crush: Jesso # 5 star day

body mods: 2 tatts, hand scars

most humbling moment: A girlfriend's mom catching us having butt sex in the pool house.

into: cooking, xbox 360, scrabble, anime, syfy, black cats, swordplay, LSD, downtown puff sessions, frisbee golf, heckling, photographing architecture in decay, and problem-solving.

sign: Sagittarius

makes me sad: wasted food, stray cats, empty stashes, $12.45 in the bank on the 30th.

makes me happy: Mary Jane, triple word score, organic food, paraoke (parody karaoke), 70s porn, freight graffiti, three midget panthers on the loose, fun-fun dance parties, and necesarry solitude.

fantasy: owning a geisha brothel