age: 33 (Aug 16, 1978)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2004

occupation: Solving the world's problems through pretentious art

stats: Weighing in at 140lbs, 5'10"...

body mods: Sometimes I pay someone to cut my hair.

gets me hot: Fucking to "Bolero" by Ravel

fantasy: Shirley Manson and Angelina Jolie. Oh. And, uhm, uh... Apnea. Good lord, Apnea...

crush: I'm sleeping with the Muse...

into: Art that defines humanity and sees through the banality of those things we take for granted. Things that make one reconsider the status quo. Change is only brought about this way. Fuck it - I'm into movies, comic books, theater, NPR, World of Darkness games, Philosophy, David Bowie, and Henry Miller. Is that what you wanted to hear?

makes me sad: People who commit evil deeds and/or hold hatred and fear in their heart and use religion as an excuse, people who close their eyes to the world around them, people in the city who own large pets in small apartments, the Christian "Right," the president of the United States, my own laziness, poverty, hunger, improv comedy, shall I continue??

makes me happy: That moment when I get the nerve to ask her to stay over and in that small voice she says 'yes,' children laughing, a martini and a cigarette, the Muppets, staying up until 4 and sleeping until noon, seeing a great play and talking about it with intellegent people, finishing a crossword, not having to wait for the bus, chocolate milk, finding something unexpected

sign: A giant animal that could bite your head off

most humbling moment: So many. I'm a small man. The more I learn the less I know.