"MIke's got a WRX, witch makes me insanely jelous *pump fist at that rat bastard* he's working hard on his biz so we forgive him for not being around much"

"that asshole FUCKED my sister... if I get my hands on this mother fucker...."

"good fella.

sweet like candy yet hard as nails.

would even let him date my sister.

if i had one......"