ok, this is getting completely ridiculous - the last three times i went to my friend's bar i fell asleep. i can't drink there or i'll find pictures of me "out cold" on facebook.
it was his birthday, even! fuck.
i believe i, quite literally, need a wake up call.
it can't be me. maybe the place is just boring.

i'm just glad nobody wrote "cock" on my forehead.

i just turned old.

..but i got pogues tickets for my birthday and had a tron themed brunch (beat that nerds), so i'm all good. someone shoulda gotten me some knee surgery, then i'd be all set.

my birthday's coming up...

i'm not sure just how i feel about it.



ok i feel better.

i accidentally grew a beard...