About Me

Cranston Lamont guards the details of his life to the point of neurotic paranoia and his philosophy of life can be summed up in the phrase "I'll show the bastards!"

He has been accused all his life of acting much younger than his age. That quality is becoming steadily more valuable as time goes by.

age: 50 (Aug 26, 1957)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2006

occupation: IT Professional

most humbling moment: Remembering that billions of people out there don't care how my day went

makes me sad: The president's approval rating is still in double figures.

crush: If she knew she'd probably take out a restraining order.

stats: Mad, Bad, and Dangerous To Know

body mods: Tobacco stains