You know what? I hate spiders.
I mean I really hate them, they freak the crap out of me. I have a pretty high tolerance for creepy stuff, I have a pretty strong stomach when it comes to gore, but spiders turn me into a gigantic pussy.
There's a certain type that gets me worse than any other though, and surprisingly its not the bigger ones.
Not that Im a fan of the tarantula, I wouldnt keep one as a pet and it would take a lot of goading to get me holding one but Id probably do it. They're big enough to almost look like some sort of freakish puppy and Im okay with that.
Infact, if a spider is big and muscular enough then I can deal with it. It still makes me shiver and maybe wince a little, but I can sort them out.
Wolf spider?
smack it with a big ass shoe
hobo spider?
glass on top, postcard underneath and out the back door
Spiderman?
good movie, especially the second one
But there's a certain type, well two actually that come under the name "daddy long legs" and...well....a picture is worth a thousand words...
the cellar spider and the harvestman..
WHAT IN THE NAME OF HELL ARE THESE THINGS ABOUT?!
Seriously, just LOOK at them. Especially the harvestman, its like a tiny flying saucer with spindly legs. Keep these little bastards as far away from me as humanly possible. I may trap the cellar spider in a glass at a push but if I see a harvestman I will leave the room, the building, and possibly the town for a week until Im totally and utterly sure its gone.
What makes me extra wussy here though is that the harvestman is completely harmless. They are in no way venomous. Apparently they're not even actually a spider, just a close relative.
Do I care? Does it sound like I care? Seriously, what do they need eight legs made out of hair for?
Man I hate spiders.
I mean I really hate them, they freak the crap out of me. I have a pretty high tolerance for creepy stuff, I have a pretty strong stomach when it comes to gore, but spiders turn me into a gigantic pussy.
There's a certain type that gets me worse than any other though, and surprisingly its not the bigger ones.
Not that Im a fan of the tarantula, I wouldnt keep one as a pet and it would take a lot of goading to get me holding one but Id probably do it. They're big enough to almost look like some sort of freakish puppy and Im okay with that.
Infact, if a spider is big and muscular enough then I can deal with it. It still makes me shiver and maybe wince a little, but I can sort them out.
Wolf spider?
smack it with a big ass shoe
hobo spider?
glass on top, postcard underneath and out the back door
Spiderman?
good movie, especially the second one
But there's a certain type, well two actually that come under the name "daddy long legs" and...well....a picture is worth a thousand words...
the cellar spider and the harvestman..
WHAT IN THE NAME OF HELL ARE THESE THINGS ABOUT?!
Seriously, just LOOK at them. Especially the harvestman, its like a tiny flying saucer with spindly legs. Keep these little bastards as far away from me as humanly possible. I may trap the cellar spider in a glass at a push but if I see a harvestman I will leave the room, the building, and possibly the town for a week until Im totally and utterly sure its gone.
What makes me extra wussy here though is that the harvestman is completely harmless. They are in no way venomous. Apparently they're not even actually a spider, just a close relative.
Do I care? Does it sound like I care? Seriously, what do they need eight legs made out of hair for?
Man I hate spiders.
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