age: 31 (Jan 08, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2006

occupation: Being an idiot

makes me sad: strudel, sleeping in socks

fantasy: Being gangbanged by martians

body mods: a few tattoos, my skin doesn't agree with piercings...

crush: jesus

makes me happy: million dollar bills, dead babies

into: getting drunk, potato chips, hot dogs (as of recent), vespa rides, kickball, tapping my feet, ADD, being obnoxious, being loud

most humbling moment: The time I pissed onto a pair of balled up boxers because i was to drunk to stand and didn't want to piss my bed

heroes: OD, paul bunyan

gets me hot: mermaids

stats: 8... wait - what stats are you guys talking about?