About Me

Scribbler, headcase, B-movie and record obsessive, licensed, certified and bonafide minister (ask me about weddings!), professional crank, full-time Goo Goo Muck.

age: 43 (Feb 03, 1970)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2006

occupation: Writer, editor, B-movie and record obsessive, licensed, certified and bonafide minister (ask me about weddings), professional crank, full-time Goo Goo Muck.

crush: Orange. No, grape.

makes me sad: Take away all of those things and I'm pretty wrecked.

most humbling moment: Puking my brains out in front of a day nurse while enduring a kidney stone.

i lost my virginity: Yes, I did.

fantasy: Having all of the above at the same time.