complainey

i have been away for a really long time. well, 2 months. today is my bday and i'm in the library typing on an illegal webpage (librarians aren't very liberal when it comes to little kids seeing naked chicks while reading dr. seuss.) so anyway, this bday sucks. i've spent the whole day being yelled at by my dad, getting dumped, looking for a job,...
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i went to a hayden show last nite. it was the first nite of his tour with sarah harmer. you could tell. it was a little rough. the new stuff he played was really good. i'm gonna buy the album. evan, i have pics but they're kinda blurry and not worth uploading but if you really wanna see let me know on aim.

during the...
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want to work from home? create your own work schedule? then we have something for you!

UNEMPLOYMENT - ten million americans can't be wrong! - DREW


dear president bush,
WHERE DA JOBZ AT HOMEY??//slash
ungratefully yours,
lainey

i felt a lot like aquaman today. i was talking to a fish. the fish did not respond. i dunno how aquaman does it. i guess you got it or you don't. and i don't.

conversation with a fish:

me: fish, you know what your problem is, man?
fish: ::swim swim::
me: you got no ambition.
fish: ::still swimming around::
me: seriously man, look at...
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a brief story about how lame i actually am. i went to meijer earlier and thought i saw evanx. it doesn't stop there. i actually walked up to this individual and said "hey evan it's me! lainey! from sg!" the guy goes "s what now?" that's when i read his name tag. sorry chris.

i stopped talking to him so many times i can't even remember the first. something always pulls me back. maybe it's the fact that i want him to always remember me. i know i don't always want to remember him. am i that easily forgotten?

my first dead person crush was andy kauffman. who was yours?

winning the lottery isn't as easy as they make it look.

i need a job...badly. not even just for the sake of having money. i'm going out of my fucking mind coming up with things to do with my time. it's much easier when a corporation tells you what to do for 8 hours.

yesterday and today i was in grand rapids. cutting ties and moving boxes, as you do. then i got "home" and watched all of season two of the office because the BEST PERSON THAT HAS EVER LIVED sent them to me. now i must go masturbate to the freshly burnt images of martin freeman. IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME!

ps: IF ANYONE HAS THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL...
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DEAR INTARWEB FRIENDS:

MY NEW AIM SN IS "LAINEYFRIEND". ADD IT TO YOUR LIST OR BE A FUCKIN' LOSER.

that is all. have a pleasant evening.

xo,
lainey

p.s. "eternal sunshine of the spotless mind" was a bitchin' movive. the soundtrack is equal in bitchin'-ness.

friends of my brother-in-law found my SG profile. they didn't realize i was just a member. they thought i was a model on here. THAT.IS.SO.FUCKING.FUNNY.

ahhhh.

i ate too many pickles.

apparently, "spacious 2 bedroom" means "you can put a bed in one room and a dresser in the other". so far..so bad.