age: 38 (Apr 18, 1975)

MEMBER SINCE: August 2010

occupation: I fix cellphones for a living and placate the public.

sign: Dead End

i lost my virginity: Sixteen in the sand...not the best place for it. Sand sucks

into: born on the mean streets of Milwaukee and still running from the street.

makes me happy: if things made me happy then who would i end up being?

heroes: Jesus, Toby, Heather, Martha Stewart, Torres, jurgen klinsmann, the homeless guy that loves life

body mods: Clean, with glasses.

most humbling moment: When my parents found out I lied about being kidnapped as a child.

gets me hot: coffee, whiskey and a good old fashion tattoos, not mine of course.

fantasy: not yet.......

makes me sad: dead kittens, three eyed sloths, Tony Benet, orange, large posterior garden tools