age: 37 (Apr 18, 1975)

MEMBER SINCE: August 2010

occupation: I fix cellphones for a living and placate the public.

i lost my virginity: Sixteen in the sand...not the best place for it. Sand sucks

makes me sad: dead kittens, three eyed sloths, Tony Benet, orange, large posterior garden tools

makes me happy: if things made me happy then who would i end up being?

most humbling moment: When my parents found out I lied about being kidnapped as a child.

sign: Dead End

gets me hot: coffee, whiskey and a good old fashion tattoos, not mine of course.

heroes: Jesus, Toby, Heather, Martha Stewart, Torres, jurgen klinsmann, the homeless guy that loves life

body mods: Clean, with glasses.

into: born on the mean streets of Milwaukee and still running from the street.

crush: the one person who won't have me.