"Witty and pretty. Not only is she awesome, but she rhymes too.

Definitely a great kinda lady."

"Clara is one of the most beautiful people I know. I adore her, and I love seeing her name pop up in a thread."

"I held an election in my dreams
and in it
Clara became my Queen.

She ruled over me day and night,
and I had no wants,
and nary a fright.

She brushed my hair back and softly sung,
and I wished not
for my dream to be done."

"I want to internet-marry Clara "

"You already know she's smart, nice and sexy. But I'll bet you didn't know that she is the only woman to successfully turn me on with nothing more than a bucket of chicken."

"There's nothing I can say about Clara that'd be enough, or that others haven't said. If you stick around for awhile rest assured you'll come across this beautiful, and amazing lady."

"A soft woman who carries a hard punch.

need I say more?"

"You are my incredible sweetpuppy to the max. You are so witty my spleen just popped. You cause divinity to humble. You are also hot and don't have fax machine wires hanging from your window."

"Clara is amazingly awesome. She's a great friend, incredibly smart, kind, witty funny HA!, ridiculously sexy (which is to say she is both at time ridiculous and OH MY GOD Sexy), and I her to death. I would walk a mile barefoot on broken glass to bring her a basket full of fuzzy socks, kittens, and gin."

"clara is the crowning jewel in the SG tiara of spectacularity.

...three pages of testimonials... I must be special...

This testimonial good for one makeout, anytime, anywhere."

"A woman of grace, style and wit, a milners most secret desire and sexy as all get out, Clara is many things to many people, but to me she'll always be a beautiful soul. "