age: 37 (Aug 25, 1971)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2004

occupation: Have opposable thumb. Will travel.

makes me sad: Not doin' it.

makes me happy: 6500 rpm's, Side exit exhaust, mild understeer. Trigger control.

crush: Has a ridiculously nice ass.

most humbling moment: When they told me that you lose an inch of wiener for every thirty pounds you gain.

sign: Not yet, but I'm learning.

body mods: Trimmed nails (10), a coupla' fillings in my teeth. A rock hard beer gut I'd put up against a Ginsu anytime. A couple of scars I didnt intend and degenerative arthritis from falling and landing head-first too many times.

into: Ladies, my dogs, my guitars, my race car, my guns, live music, writing, cooking, looking you in the eye, opening doors, standing up when a lady enters or exits the room, saying "Yes Ma'am" when I mean it. Punching you in the face when you cross the line.

i lost my virginity: To She Sells Sanctuary...it was the greatest 7.5 seconds of my life. The glory was short lived, however. The first thing she said- "You got it all over my skirt!" ;)

heroes: John Levitow

gets me hot: Confidence, intelligence, soulful eyes, a mischievous smile, strong, yet feminine shoulders, strong quads, Venus dimples, A great ass, The desire to DO IT in the face of adversity.