Dying from liver failure. 20% of my liver is working.

though i did get to die 2 times and got into a coma 2 times too. it was strange

Really, the way most people drink coffee, just buy the instant kind and snort it already.

Girl i met finished a painting for me. She included a print of betty page she painted too.

Pretty cool, i now own 2 original pieces from her. kick ass!

The members of Rage Against the Machine all got married. They also remixed one of their songs.

Part of the lyrics went, "ok, i'll do what you tell me"

I like my office, but it's really getting outta hand.

I even commissioned a photo set of one of the girls here.

The next time you get into an argument with someone, tell them you're right because you're awesome and always right, because of awesomeness.

Church? naw, don't go to one. Though sometimes Pandora plays Ministry, and I think that still counts.

My bat skeleton arrived. They wrapped it with a bow.

hehe.

There is never enough time to do what you want to actually do.

Think i'll start an exorcism business. I'll do free exams, with a cheap camera with a flash.

If you're eyes are red, you're infected and need to pay me money to not use the cheap flash, i mean, get rid of the demon inside you.