age: 42 (Jul 15, 1969)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2004

occupation: paraphernalia peddler

i lost my virginity: in an abandoned building... how romantic.

sign: crabby

body mods: one really really big tattoo. a couple of relatively boring piercings.

stats: huh?

crush: currently , i am crushed.

gets me hot: knee socks , collarbones , missing or crooked teeth , big shoes with short skirts , bruises, tomboys, intelligence, responsibility.

into: alphabetizing my cd's and albums, rearranging and straightening pictures, molossers, immaculate credit, financial gain, a good nights sleep(yeah right), pointless trivia, hot-rodding computers, finding space to fit more tattoos, yardwork, sweeping the garage, collecting books, sightseeing, unusual museums and attractions, hanging way too much shit o nthe wall, vale tudo fighting, playing games of any kind, being a pack rat.

most humbling moment: i regularly say kramer-esque kinda stuff that is way rude and very foot-in-mouth , but i dont get away with it like he does.