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New York, here I fuckin' COME!

And not a moment too soon...

Ladies and gentlemen, IT HAS ARRIVED. You can now buy We're Not Really a Group's new CD, Contains One(1) Drink Coaster, online!

I'd swear that was the last plug I'm gonna make, but I'd be lying. But it's the last PROMINENT plug I'll make, at least until there are t-shirts.

3 days 'till school...

ATTENTION ATLANTA FOLKS: MY CD IS NOW AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE AT CRIMINAL RECORDS!

They'll be available at Tower on Wednesday as well! Though frankly it's a better deal for us if you buy at Criminal. If you don't know what I'm talking about, point your ass towards our website.

So the countdown has begun towards my triumphant return to New York... I'm very excited....
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THE WE'RE NOT REALLY A GROUP CDS HAVE ARRIVED!!!

You can't buy 'em online yet... believe me, I'll let EVERYBODY know when you can... but you can buy one off me in person for $10 (which is a tad cheaper than the online price will be due to the lack of a middleman). The print quality was fantastic, way better than I even expected. If...
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Okay, there is finally something at Werenotreallyagroup.com! It's not the final site, and there's not much in the way of "content" aside from a rather amusing bio page, but it exists, and that's a damn good start.

So, to those of you out there that know something about web design, or are just aesthetically minded in general: what could use some fixin'? How can...
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Wow. I really need to update.

But I ain't gonna. I'm waiting until my album arrives and I can tell you all to buy it!

Thank you all for the birthday wishes and also for the luscious (and somewhat less-than luscious) breastesses. It was lookin' for the first page or so that my request would go unheeded, but all, as it turned out, was well.

My birthday turned out excellently once I got off of work, with a seafood dinner from the Atlanta Fish Market (shout outs to those ATLiens...
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POST BOOBIES! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

Well, kids, I'm officially no longer a teenager! And what do I want, you ask? Well, I would not ask that you out there in SGland get me presents. Although my wishlist is there if you're so inclined. No, what I want for my birthday is boobies.

So post me some birthday boobies! Any boobies you like: your boobies, your...
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I need suggestions, quick!

I have two lines, 27 characters each, that I get to have inscribed for free on the back of the iPod I'm about to order. What message should I send on the back of my MP3 player?

Tonight wraps up the last night of my Northeastern Tour. I am looking forward to to my Fortress of Solitude (read: my basement-level apartment. Perhaps "Batcave" would have been a more appropos nerd reference.) and AWAY FROM MY FUCKING FAMILY. Well, with a bit of distance between me and my fucking family, anyway; I'll have to wait 'till school starts on August 29th to actually...
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