age: 37 (May 28, 1975)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2002

occupation: crusher of dreams; gaydar jammer

i lost my virginity: on Chinese New Year.

crush: female hobbit impersonator

body mods: blank canvas.

gets me hot: it's not the heat, it's the humidity!

fantasy: watching a girl striptease to a slow blues song.

makes me happy: chocolate, free stuff, paydays

makes me sad: dead puppies, starvation, stupid people

stats: 178cm, Brown eyes

sign: Wash Hands before Returning to Work