age: 40 (Oct 29, 1971)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2004

occupation: book designer/do nothing

makes me happy: see above

stats: fighting obesity

gets me hot: Anthony Robbins and/or Skeletor

crush: chloe sevigny, TL4E

into: Outros

fantasy: having my secret desires catered to by an aging hispanic with a cheap rug and a melancholy, pint-sized man servant in tow. amongst love boat cast members on hiatus picking up some extra dough.

i lost my virginity: somewhere between transporting it from the washer to the dryer.

body mods: off-center ear piercing i did when i was 12. in my left ear. right ear meant you were a rump ranger.

sign: complex series of hand motions

makes me sad: chemical imbalances in my brain.