MEMBER SINCE: November 2005

occupation: Muse/Musee

stats: still breathing

gets me hot: Justin Theroux, my vibrator, anime porn

sign: will work for food

body mods: none that I will brag about

makes me sad: dumb people, accidentally cutting my vagina with an electric razor

makes me happy: Justin Theroux, good movies, good photography(mostly my own), orgasms, a good book, food, food, food

fantasy: One day I'll become a flying unicorn and I'll fly far far away

into: sleeping, photography, makeup, traveling, visiting strip clubs (for the artistic value, of course), talking shit and eating good food (or talking food and eating good shit?)

crush: Barry Gibb, Michael Ian Black, Paul Rudd, Charlie Kaufman, Conan O'Brien, Nick Swardson

i lost my virginity: someone help me find it