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JANUARY 21, 2013 @ 06:18 PM


After five days the wife's migraine subsided and just hours before I got to shoot her up with toradol. I never get to have any fun. We spent yesterday digging out the house doing copious amounts of dishes and laundry.

Yesterday was warm out but I spent the day inside. The next two days when I am off it is going to be 1degree. Right now it is 8 degrees. I believe that would count as colder than a witches tit, though most of the wiccan chicks I have known had normally warm boobs. Who knows where that expression comes from. Colder than a well diggers ass I understand. Maybe that is the expression I should use. It is colder than a well diggers ass outside.

The girls and the wife all had the day off while I worked. The girls drove the wife nuts, a short drive it's true, but I see an early bed time in their future. The wife has very little tolerance for bitchery and woe. I hope they haven't done irreparable damage to her mood because I have been thinking about warming her up all day. Oh well we'll see. Peace out SG.
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PineappleFroot

PineappleFroot

Lafayette, IN
November 2007

JAN 21, 2013 06:49 PM

yes! I have not had babies, so putting one in my uterus before work seemed like torture. This way I'll just have a slightly numb arm for a few hours at work.

merlowe

merlowe

HOPEFUL

Pittsburgh, PA

JAN 21, 2013 06:52 PM

Warming up. Nice! Fingers and toes crossed!

bete_noir

bete_noir

Western Sahara
April 2007

JAN 22, 2013 07:44 AM

12 lbs is too much in that time and the muscle fatigue is misery, I ache from rolling over in bed.


Enjoy the kids now...... they're still sweet. Trust me, where do you think all of my stress comes from!

RE: Witches Tit

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he simple explanation is that "colder than a witch's tit" is just a vivid metaphor, like "hotter than the hinges of hell." Since a
witch is in league with Satan, presumably she has no maternal feelings. Thus the medium by which she would suckle a child is,
well, cold as a witch's tit.

But there's some history behind this wisecrack. A witch's tit (or witch's teat, to use the older spelling) supposedly left a marking
that witch hunters and courts would look for on the body of an accused person. Supposedly, witches would suckle their
familiars, and sometimes the Devil himself, from this "unholy" body part. To find these marks, as well as insensitive spots on the
skin called devil's marks--caused by the Devil's claws or teeth--the suspects were stripped, shaven, then closely examined for
any blemishes, moles, or even scars that could be labeled as diabolical. To find marks invisible to the eye, the examiner would
poke the victim inch by inch with a blunt needle (called a bodkin) until they found a spot that didn't feel pain or bled. Discovery
of these marks or spots--one supposes they would be considered cold since they were a sign of communion with the
Devil--would be "proof" of the person's dealings with Scratch, so they would be shown in full court before the execution.

bete_noir

bete_noir

Western Sahara
April 2007

JAN 22, 2013 09:33 AM

LOL....... I actually had it confused with "cold enough to freeze the balls off of a brass monkey" LOL

bete_noir

bete_noir

Western Sahara
April 2007

JAN 23, 2013 09:50 AM

I prefer to use my bare hands.

HeliumQueen

HeliumQueen

Katy, TX
February 2010

JAN 25, 2013 04:17 PM

8 degrees! Holy hell!

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