age: 37 (Jan 31, 1976)
MEMBER SINCE: July 2009
occupation: chef
heroes: lester flatt jimmy martin early cuyler barry white
into: blue grass cooking short pale chicks with dark hair and big eyes
makes me happy: huge kitchens full of toys ample booties sassy ladies
sign: Hippies Must Use Back Door NO EXCEPTIONS
makes me sad: dead puppies clowns
body mods: Does fat count? I have done a lot of work in that area. I ate my Tattoo money several times $200 Tat, $200 dinner,dinner wins every time.
crush: kelly j
i lost my virginity: in a basement. in a hurry. a week before prom so we wouldn't be stereo typical
most humbling moment: Cutting the cord.
stats: Tried it once, hated it.
I just got back from Ms. Sun's school awards ceremony. She got five awards and left the gym looking like Mrs. T. I even got a hug at the end so I must still not be terribly embarrassing. I know its coming. She really wanted to win the art award because it is the only one she hasn't won. I didn't have the heart to tell her it isn't likely to happen. Her artistic abilities do not lie in pen and ink or paint or sculpture. She draws like me, which is bad. She can play every song she ever learned on three instruments but she can't do art. She did win the music award though which made her very happy. All my pictures turned out shitty or I would post one.
My day off and another lunch by myself. Well by myself and the lovely people of SG. You don't talk much but you are a joy to behold.
My day off and another lunch by myself. Well by myself and the lovely people of SG. You don't talk much but you are a joy to behold.



















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