age: 29 (Aug 02, 1982)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2005

occupation: kitten juggler

most humbling moment: when a duck bit my johnson when i was five

sign: road work ahead

makes me sad: not being rich

i lost my virginity: to a 6'5" transexual hooker in tiajuana.

fantasy: hmmm... see my fave suicide girls

makes me happy: pretty girls with a sense of humor and a warm gun

into: firearms... comics... leggy brunettes... cigars... imperialism

body mods: twenty one gun salute

stats: i've been told i look like the dad from american pie fucked drew carey and they had a kid.

gets me hot: *see my fave suicide girls