Last post I’ve left off talking about going to the Swinger Club called Colette in New Orleans with Stephanie that Wednesday night, so I guess I’ll pick up from there. Wednesday night we get into Colette late 10PMish. On the first floor the scene was filled with a lot of couples in their early thirties. One big misconception is that you walk into the swinger club that right off the back you’re in one of the rooms on the second floor playing with whatever playmates. In some cases that might be the case, but not the majority. At least in Colette the people want to know what you’re all about before anything happens, it’s a great practice that every swinger couple should exercise. The club is BYOB, so we just went straight to one of the love couches and was see what the atmosphere was for the club that night. It wasn’t long till a single female named Elizabeth came over and asked us if we come here often. Liz stood around 5’9’’ with her heals on, slim build with B cup with a non-existing ass, but I don’t judge she can sit on my face anytime. This was her fourth time attending the club and she already been there for an hour. After talking for a while she just wanted to be in the environment and wasn’t sure on leaving with someone or sex because she was on her cycle, so to enjoy the “real” atmosphere of the club we went ahead and headed to the 2nd floor. On the second floor you have a whole bunch of voyeur rooms where people can watch what’s going on inside the room, but the people in the room can’t see out, so a lot of exhibitionists come here not looking for sex with other couples, but to just put on a show for everybody to see. In the corners on the floor there’s tripper poles and you’ll see someone up there every now and then and there’s a mini theater where you can watch porn. A lesbian couple had a bottle of Moscato and asked if we wanted a bottle of wine. I was the DD (boooo) so I didn’t take up the offer, but Stephanie and Liz took up the offer and they began to chit chat. I was headed toward the couch they were on, but my big ole black ass got pinched turned around and there was Macy with her husband Tucker. They’re an older couple around 40s. Now let me tell you about Tucker. I met Tucker at Colette about two months before this, we didn’t partake in any activities as a couple for couple that night we did discuss our limitations of kinkiness with new couples, etc, etc, what every swinger should do, but they gave me and Stephanie their number and was going to hit us up when they throw a house party or they feel like playing around with another couple or whatever. In the beginning of January I get this text. “Jinx, I NEED you to come be a bull and wreck my wife!” …….wha….yeah nice to hear from you too Tucker. Blah Blah Blah, he sent me a picture of his wife in doggy style all wet and I was hooked. Hopped in my car and was gone. I get there and I was doing my thing being a bull and all and Tucker was recording which was okay for me, but when I was in missionary, I felt some hot air and some wetness all up my ass. Yep! Tucker out of nowhere was straight eating my ass on the spot. Personally, if a girl REALLY wanted to do it, I would let it slide, but to Tucker? Hell no man. Easily one of the most awkward moments, so this scene is replaying in my head over and over while we greet each other. We pretty much chit chat and I’m going back there Saturday night. They’re throwing a swinger party for the All Star Weekend and some couple out of state is going to be there. Cool. Stephanie and Liz pretty much hanged out with the lesbian couple for about an hour and so just talking about pop and geek culture and they were going to head back home soon anyways. Stephanie wanted to head back with them, but Liz was going to hang out for the remainder. I didn’t mind Stephanie wanted to go with the lesbians. There were a lot of times were Stephanie set up my wildest fantasy. One time she set up her and 3 other girls to for a sex hang out in my room without me knowing and we’ve been doing the swinging thing together for 3 years now, so I didn’t mind, just be safe and have fun. Club closes at 2am and it was 1am and I’m not going to lie I was tired as hell plus had work and grad school business to attend to in the morning. I must’ve been a sad sight. Bags under my eyes, barely moving, but was hard, horny and had to be about a shot glass of precum from just watching voyeur rooms all day with Liz and the other viewers. I reached out to Liz and told her I was done and that I needed to get some rest and made sure she had a ride home instead of taking a taxi. Some say good things come to those who wait. Long story short she offered a hand job at her place in which of course I’ve took up. Then headed my tired ass home. Next morning I get a whole bunch of nudes from Liz on my phone while I must’ve been sleeping. Steph made it home okay, so all is good.
Leave any questions also Let me know if these blogs are way too long or if you want more detail and I will gladly do so, next blog post will be sometime after this weekend.. This should be a fun one!