age: 31 (Jan 08, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2004

occupation: Convincing kids baggy-as-shit JNCO jeans are for suckers at the Worst Mall In Spokane. (Hint: There are only two and it's not NorthTown) Occasionally I'll sell a snow or skateboard, but I keep actual work at a minimum.

sign: No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service, Awright just a couple times.

fantasy: Oh, I, uh, heh. /cough

crush: Taylor.

makes me happy: Roaming Seattle like a bandit for 5 days straight, trying to have a beer at every bar in town.

makes me sad: White trash. Oh, and that only girls aged 10-16 or 30-50 like me. Fuck, when did that happen?

gets me hot: Ladies who occupy that fine line between too prissy and not prissy enough... Er, I don't know what that means. Let's just stick with women.

most humbling moment: Waking up on (and responsible for) the newly sex-stained couch of a nice lady I'd known for only 12 hours, trying to explain why my buddy (her, cough, *friend*) didn't end up back at the house while I did...

stats: Tall and skinny. It's awesome.

i lost my virginity: Lost? I know exactly where it went.

into: Having more fun working when I'm hungover and just don't give a fuck that I smell like the bar.