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About Me
I'm a dirty old man in training. I love sexual innuendo, single entendre, long drawn out jokes with groaner endings. I'm sensitive, caring, loyal, loving, honest, horny and undersexed. A true romantic at heart, I will fully devote myself to a well deserving woman. "A better bath toy than a rubber ducky!"
age: 38 (Aug 25, 1970)
MEMBER SINCE: October 2006
occupation: Stage Manager & all around theatre tech.
into: Sensual & Erotic Massage, shower sex, being a submissive servant to the right mistress, long hair
stats: 5' 8"
makes me happy: Comedy through the misery of others, spending time with my closest friends,
body mods: None
most humbling moment: Finding out that my engagement was over when I saw her profile on MySpace listing her as single.
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