age: 40 (Nov 28, 1971)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2003

occupation: Space Monkey, ready to sacrifice himself for the greater good

sign: sag & an aries moon; Jupiter in sag.

why i did sg: funny community of people I can actually understand. Most of the rest of the world is frightening.

crush: little lisa loverbumps

fantasy: to never own an alarm clock

gets me hot: cute, pirced girls with no hang-ups. my favorite toy, my honey.

stats: number of transfused units of blood I've received: 32; shoe size: 13; length in inches of my two longest scars (each): 9 inches.

into: changing poopy diapers, SE pdx, art cars, cats, toddlers, Joss Whedon, gin & tranqs. peace & love, catharticly violent video games, Roman Dirge, chocolate.

body mods: 2 lil tatts and many really big scars

i lost my virginity: after a half-day at school. it was fun.