Member: carpenterguy

carpenterguy is building an empire one ottoman at a time

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Member: carpenterguy

age: 35 (May 20, 1976)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2007

occupation: business owner

makes me sad: fearthereaper

into: Reality

body mods: tatted

sign: taurus/gemini cusp... astrology isn't religious hoobajoo, ye

makes me happy: my family self-employment. sleeping in. beach days!

i lost my virginity: to my high school sweet heart on a twin size bed. i was probably wearing tube socks at the time. not really.

fantasy: a world where a megalomaniac oil-baron swoops the US presidency without actually being elected, then proceeds to rape and pillage until the country is headed straight for ruin. then he gets ass and mouth raped for 317 years.

most humbling moment: birth of my daughter... both humbling and exciting... nothing but pure sweet blissful emotion, no ego, just experience

gets me hot: the sun. any kind of hard work

crush: i haven't had a crush since i was in third grade

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