age: 28 (Jan 10, 1985)

MEMBER SINCE: August 2005

occupation: Lord of used and broken electronics.

body mods: Ears, 2g; both nipples (Thanks, Mantis!). Yay for having two piercer friends half a mile away.

makes me happy: My cats.

i lost my virginity: My lust for life followed shortly thereafter.

sign: Rat/Capricorn, Don't Panic, For Sale.

crush: Woman: Jenny Lewis. Man: Tim Schafer. Food: Gyros and banh mi thit nuong.

into: Rocking out, piracy (sea, air, land, digital), food, music, old video games, old records, talking shit about generally disliked things.

most humbling moment: Getting thrown in jail trying to rescue a kitten.

fantasy: Besides two chicks at the same time? Nothing. I'd relax, I'd sit on my ass, and I'd do nothing.

stats: 6'1", 260 lbs. and falling, 142 IQ, ADHD, 2.17 cumulative GPA, 13 MPG @ $3.xx/gal.

makes me sad: War, people who are more * than thou, cowardly politicians, the conscious degradation of art for cash money, complacency.