age: 32 (Apr 15, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2008

occupation: High school English teacher

i lost my virginity: To the woman I love.

crush: Juliette Binoche / Tina Fey

stats: 5' 6", 160 lbs, Long curly Black Hair, Glasses

most humbling moment: Every single time I've tried to ask out a girl. Every single time!

fantasy: Knowing everything

makes me happy: I like making strange noises that make my cat perk up one ear and give me a strange look. I love chocolate, reading, cinema, and music because these things remind me that there are people in the world that create beautiful things. I like the sound of foot steps and the word "parcel."

makes me sad: Cheap chocolate. I also hate automatic flush toilets because they always flush on me before I'm done. Same thing with automatic doors (not the flush part, but they close on me a lot). Street lamps turn off when I walk/drive by sometimes.

into: anime, video games, cinema, art (primarily painting and photography), literature, cycling, web comics, window shopping for zombie hunting weapons. ARTISTS I LIKE: Chaim Soutine, Modigliani, Pollock, Joseph Mallord William Turner, Willem de Kooning

gets me hot: Reading is sexy!

body mods: hypothetical tattoo: sad clown in an iron lung, just above my ankle