age: 34 (Sep 14, 1977)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2003

occupation: Monkey Torturer

heroes: Really went downhill in season 2.

makes me happy: Monkeys, Prairie Dogs, My cat laying on my chest, role-playing, hugs

i lost my virginity: Once.

gets me hot: Sexy Nuns, Goths, Smart Chicks, Junk in the Trunk

body mods: All natural, baby.

makes me sad: the inevitable entropic progression to death, stupidity, long nights alone, failure, an imbalance of chemicals in my brain

crush: Yulia Tymoshenko