About Me

I'm an Irish, Scottish, English Canadian born in Germany. That means I love good beer, good whiskey, a good laugh, and a good party with good music. It also means that I hate meself wit' a passion, an' kick th' shite out o' meself whenever I'm not lookin'.

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his friends, his principles, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn." -Edmund Blackadder III