age: 33 (Nov 22, 1978)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2003

occupation: distruction

gets me hot: cake.

stats: hf119 3d hf tetrahedral solid

crush: gordon monahan

body mods: cotton candy where heart once was, gyroscopes replacing vestibular systems

fantasy: mathew herbert and at least 3 microphones.

makes me sad: no chocolate cake

makes me happy: weeds growing in the cracked sidewallk

into: all things strange

sign: survives outside microwave range