"whatever. white beans, black bitch."

"Hobo chili!"

"lol i loves your profiles pictures. And i was noticing in the vegan restaraunts thread that you are blue to me.... i sends a fwend request "

"i'm planning a full-on stalk event while i'm in her hood."

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"buttonbutton is more popular than you. scrooge mcduck style."

"I'd drop my soap for her anytime."

"ButtonButton be callin me all the time like, "Blondie, check out my chrissy behind, it's fine all of the time."

RoD 4 Lyfe!"

"I want to face-fuck you.

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"I got all excited when I heard she was getting married, until I found out it wasn't going to be to me. I was crushed. So I blame all the drug abuse on her. Not so much the hobo beatings, just more the poor needle exchange. Thanks for the hep C, jerk!"

"Buttonbutton makes stealthy farts, and blames it on other people. Also, she tells all her stories as if she was channeling Burgess Meredith."

"Button rocks so hard it'll make your ears bleed. But in a good way. Like, "Oh shit.... My ears are bleeding... Yet, somehow, this is awesome."

My only complaint, is that we need to find a new DD, because it'll be a lot more fun hanging out when we're both drunk and stupid, instead of just one or the other.

So do yourself a favor. Post in her journal. Better yet, ask her about homeless people. That should provide you with hours of entertainment!"

"miss button is the girl that you want to have a crush on but you're not allowed to. and you shake your fist in the air and you scream. and it doesn't help the situation but at least it makes it more cinematic."

"yup."