age: 98 (Feb 14, 1914)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2003

occupation: bum

body mods: peg leg, glass eye, dead parrot on my shoulder

fantasy: to fly, without a plane or drugs

heroes: stuperman, fatman and blobin

sign: merge

i lost my virginity: and most of my mind, and a kidney....

into: ridding my moto, drinking beer, pondering the questions of life, and trying to figure out where the hell is waldo

makes me happy: rain drops on roses and whiskers on kittins, bright copper kettles and warm wooln mittins

makes me sad: poverty

gets me hot: the sun

stats: 5'9