age: 99 (Feb 14, 1914)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2003

occupation: bum

most humbling moment: when i was deported, that sucked

heroes: stuperman, fatman and blobin

crush: minnie mouse

i lost my virginity: and most of my mind, and a kidney....

makes me happy: rain drops on roses and whiskers on kittins, bright copper kettles and warm wooln mittins

sign: merge

stats: 5'9

into: ridding my moto, drinking beer, pondering the questions of life, and trying to figure out where the hell is waldo

gets me hot: the sun

fantasy: to fly, without a plane or drugs