age: 39 (Nov 26, 1972)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2004

occupation: flash programmer - former lawyer

fantasy: That people get their heads out of their asses.

i lost my virginity: in the art closet at reform school

most humbling moment: weeping like a baby when I saw my daughter being born

makes me sad: People.

gets me hot: everything

makes me happy: See above.

crush: Me

sign: "I'd kill Flipper for a Tuna Sandwich"

into: Me

body mods: Tatoos. Penile Implant.