age: 30 (Jul 07, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2003

occupation: Professional Student

i lost my virginity: watching Howard Stern's "Private Parts" while ditching school

crush: My sweet Katya

body mods: Not a single one... maybe that will change, maybe it won't.

makes me happy: the two days before a lottery drawing when i'm sure that i just became a millionaire

stats: 6'8"... I'm tall, really tall

most humbling moment: Getting pulled over driving 109 mph when i was sixteen. When you're going that fast, they most definitely can stop you, but if you smile, they lie on the ticket and say you were only going 78

makes me sad: i never win the lottery, so i have to keep going to work

gets me hot: any foreign language or accent

fantasy: To buy the restaurant i work for and hold jello wrestling matches as entertainment for the business lunch crowd

sign: Cancer