age: 33 (Jul 12, 1978)
MEMBER SINCE: October 2006
occupation: old lady skinner
makes me happy: cephalus obtusion
gets me hot: killing old ladies
most humbling moment: the time I stuck a broom too far up my ass
into: the most retarded things I can think of
fantasy: Eating old ladies intenstines like spaghetti.
stats: on the thick side of retarded
sign: cancer
body mods: Horrific Cranial Protrusion
makes me sad: my schizophrenic ex-girlfriend
i lost my virginity: The old lunchlady at school in the lunch line when I was eight years old. And she stuffed my asshole with mashed potatoes.


















