age: 35 (Jun 22, 1974)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2004

occupation: Louche

i lost my virginity: At 20 years, 7 months, and 20 days...

most humbling moment: Everyday I write the book.

sign: Me Up.

makes me sad: People, sometimes.

heroes: John Cage. Gertrude Stein. My friends.

fantasy: How long've we got?

into: You.

crush: O, yes, you do.

makes me happy: Time.

gets me hot: Intelligence. Sarcasm. White panties. Glasses. Short dark hair. Wickedness.