Shit, I really haven't written anything here in a while. Let's see, I was in a little motorcycle accident a couple of months ago. Well, is there really is such a thing as a little motorcycle accident? I was doing 40, going straight through a green light when I was hit by a guy, not paying attention and trying to make a left at the intersection. Both of our views were blocked by a van in my left lane waiting to make his own left, so I didn't know until I was in the intersection that I was going to get hit. Good times. I came out of it with some road rash and a broken heel. Flipped right over the front of his car. Bike got totaled. The beautiful thing is that because of that broken heel I've been out of work since the accident, so although I was a little beat up physically I've been given the spiritual boost of not having to work for a couple of months on end. Crutches or no the time off has been appreciated. Anyway, Monday will be my first day back to work. Kinda sucks, although at least a steady paycheck should make up for it. State disability is a pain in the ass to deal with. In other news I seem to have found a beautiful girl who is willing to "put up with my silly ass", as one friend stated it. Eh, so yeah there's some news. I'll try and keep up with this shit as it happens from here out.

Computer's fixed. We're back in business.

So my computer has shit the bed. Was acting funny for a couple of weeks and now windows won't open at all. Not even in safe mode. Got too many important and un-backed up files on her to just re-boot so I'm going to have to take her to someone who is far more computer litterate than I for some work. I'll check in when I can but it's not likely to be often.

Guy walks into a Psychiatrists office wearing nothing but a crude diaper like apparatus made of clear cellophane. Doctor says "I can clearly see your nuts".

So I have a birthday approaching. There's going to be a bus trip out of Delaware county the weekend after next (Saturday the 22nd of March). The plan as far as I can gather is to put 2 kegs and an assload of people on a school bus and head out to some strip club in Atlantic city. The place is open till 6am and it's cool to bring in the kegs. No dress code. It's going to be $20 for the bus ride and beer and $20 to get into the club. The reason I'm posting this is that the more people that go the better. If you're interested and will be in the area hit me up and I'll give up the details.

Jesus.. So ok I'm back. It only took 2 months to get a new password from SG that worked. What did I miss? Anything good?

All good things must come to an end, eh? So yeah I fell for a girl who happened to live 1,500 miles away. We broke up today. No real blame to assess, neither of us wanted to move which was insurmountable. I'm feeling all of the hurt and sadness and anger that you'd expect. I'm debating the merits of drowning it in alcohol. Started writing lyrics but they all ended with me pulling God off of His throne and burying Him in the woods. Not that I believe in the Christian God or anything but if I found out that He was real I'd certainly try to take a piece of Him with me as the sentence was handed down. You know? Not that it's all bad. Every experience holds lessons for those who are perceptive, right?

Alright so I'm back from Texas. I basically had a week long date which was amazing. I want to go back. Fucking time and space are a bitch.

Once again I haven't updated in a long ass time. Tonight I went with some of the Philly group to see Pan's Labrynth for the second time. Great fucking movie. Great meeting some new people and seeing others again too. Going to Mostermania out in Cherry Hill this weekend. Can't wiat for that, where else can you find Horror legends, Dahmer snowglobes and Toxic Avenger video games under the same roof?

Aight so I haven't updated this in a little while. Since my last post I've fallen for a beautiful girl only to have the relationship dashed in it's infancy by her family. Uhhh I've met multiple heros of mine, in that walked up and shook hands and mumbled some starstruck praise as opposed to the confident head held high maybe grab a beer afterwards way that I'd have prefered. I met Tom Savini, the genius behind the special effects in one of my all time favorite movies "Day of the Dead", at the monstermania convention, middle of last month. Then I met the duo behind the comic genius of Tom goes to the Mayor, and now "Tim and Eric Awsome Show Great Job" last week. It was actually my second time meeting those guys. Yeah there you have it. If you are reading this you should go to Philaphunk on friday.