age: 38 (Mar 03, 1974)

MEMBER SINCE: August 2010

occupation: Underachiever / Artist

makes me sad: assholes, liars, jerks and the paintings of thomas kincaide.

gets me hot: um....i like tattooed, pierced naked girls?

most humbling moment: realizing the universe does not revolve around me. it's just so sad.

i lost my virginity: in the back of a 1964 mustang

crush: all the SG BBWs

makes me happy: my friends, a good meal with same, sleeping in, sex with someone i actually like, a cold glass of iced tea, animals

into: art, music, film, sleeping, eating, farting, disneyland, reading, writing, watching, waiting, helping, trying, succeeding, failing, and sleeping some more.

stats: bald, chubby, green eyes, nice smile

sign: fish

fantasy: Which one?