age: 35 (May 24, 1977)

MEMBER SINCE: October 2008

occupation: wage slave.

fantasy: to not be swallowed by dirt.

crush: "Nadia".

into: falconing, macrame, titty bars.

body mods: stretchmarks.

makes me sad: mondays :(

most humbling moment: I puked on myself.

heroes: fuck heroes.

sign: no dumping.

i lost my virginity: for the fuck of it.

gets me hot: VIP written in neon piping.