age: 28 (Nov 29, 1983)
MEMBER SINCE: November 2004
occupation: Professional Arborist - I Kill Trees
stats: Bis Sexy Brain, Muscles To Match
sign: Sagittarius
body mods: lots of bloodletting scars from my Black Metal Band - mostly on my lower arms ( I'm the drummer)
crush: The Bartender at the Jade Lounge seems to be all about getting me into the sack, so we'll have to see where that goes. She is cute...
into: Black Metal/Death Metal, corpse painting, drinking, fucking, road trips to randomly picked places across the country, running my own arboricultural business (that's trees,) working on my trucks, great food, relaxing, and breaking shit after shows. Liver transplants.
fantasy: i want to cum on brittany spears face after beating her with my cock, than sell it on pay-per-view for $30 per viewing, simultaneously destroying what little credit has been given to her, and making me rich as fuck.
i lost my virginity: to a red-headed slut in the 9th grade. she was a couple years older, but ive always looked older than i am. It was fun.
makes me happy: beautiful, scantilly-clad women, in this case with all kinds of hardware punched through thier faces and bodies. Fraulines holding many mugs of beer, german food, cuban food, scotch. Women who love me. People who hate me. Making music. Being able to play 360 bpm with ONE foot. Seeing hardcore kids get pummled in the pits at death metal shows.
things may have gotten a little brighter aroung here as of late. Recently, i received a call from a woman named Noelle, the Human resources director for Sav-A-Tree. FYI, Sav-A-Tree maintains all the properties for Martha Stuart, Ralph Lauren, the UN, the White House, and whole list of other upscale high-brow big-buck accounts. Anyway, Noelle offered me the Senior Utility Arborist position for Westchester County, NY. $44,000/yr to start, full benefits, no trucks over 2 yrs old, and an annual budget of $450,000 to run my crews in Westchester. Phenominal. I Accepted. It's gonna mean a 1.5 hr drive to and from work every day, but the money is good, and it will put me closer to Gina, my red-headed temptress. Also, Sav-A-Tree is currently expanding it's operations, and is VERY interested in purchasing Morris Arboriculture from me, which would give me about a $180,000 sign-on bonus. VERY cool. If that happened, i could pay for my house IN CASH.
i think i am going to sub-divide my company before i offer it up on the block. I want to keep my excavating division and snow removal divisions, so that i can still have some extra income, and since Sav-A-Tree doesnt perform that kind of work, i dont think there will be a conflict of interest. Also, i will be able to keep some of my guys working even though i will have my new position.
i am very happy, and i think that the lords of Valhalla have heard my voice. I am happy.
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