"Are YOU kooky enough for Mr Sinn's Kooky Clan? Only if you have a costumed alter ego and a pet duck named Godzilla! "

"The Cardinal must gather his poor, his tired, his huddled masses and begin the sordid Perversio Inquisition of the Good and Godly. Hurt them Man, Hurt them !! "

"Is he evil?

Yes he is!"

"Dear Father, i have sinned, i am sinning, i will sin. I'm a dirty sinner and i need punishing "

"I fear the wrath of the Church of Perversio...if you can't beat 'em....join 'em"

"He told me it wouldn't hurt! "