age: 41 (Feb 05, 1971)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2003

occupation: i'm currently in denial about this

into: jetskiing and mountainbiking. Just kidding. I like to sit around and do nothing.

i lost my virginity: To my best friend's girlfriend on a cement slab in a public park.

stats: 5'9

sign: muted postal horn

crush: Marlene Deitrich

fantasy: It turns out that there are unrated director's cuts of Heathers and Beetlejuice, in which Winona has bedroom scenes.

why i did sg: I'd rather say that we have a mutually beneficial relationship that's working out pretty well so far, but leaves us both open to exploring other things.