age: 37 (Mar 03, 1975)

MEMBER SINCE: October 2002

occupation: tattoo artist

fantasy: WYLD STALLIONS!!!!

sign: I'm not that dextrous

gets me hot: girls, all of them, I'm girl crazy

i lost my virginity: yes, but I think after a few years boys get it back

makes me happy: good vegan restaurants, writing a new song, people who turn a new leaf, 2005 ( bye bye George)

makes me sad: waking up, tribal tattoos, the fact that there are still people who think that killing people to tell them to stop killing people is somehow a lesson in morals, the price of profit, roadkill and the people who ware it and the fact that I can't yet live in space!

body mods: perhaps

stats: bigger than all yall

into: sober non-smoking vegan girls (it will never happen) religious debates that I win (can you loose if your not religious?) mullet spotting (it may be outdated but does it ever get old, especially a dandy) and the thought of george w bleeding to death from a prolapsed rectum

crush: girls hate me