age: 32 (Jul 10, 1979)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2002

occupation: Professional masturbator.

sign: Cancer

heroes: Matt Harding, Patricia McConnell

body mods: Scars from retired facial piercings, two tattoos.

i lost my virginity: It was never lost, just misplaced

fantasy: I think that kissing is the hottest part of sex. Naked skinny girls.

gets me hot: Bike messengers, multi-girl SG sets, petite girls with short hair, sleeve tattoos, glasses, precum, female orgasms, teasing, neck biting, gas masks, nice lips, slow soft hands, loud industrial music.

makes me sad: 'traditional' dog training methods, religious folk, homeless animals, heterosexism, war, running out of ice cream, the fact that hot girls never talk to me, my own fears, SUVs, puppy mills

into: Thin girls, intimate dance parties and chat sessions, swings, brutal honesty, being alone, laughing, fantasy movies (the kind with puppets & outfits, not CGI)... and farting, I love farting (but in a funny way, NOT in sexual way).

makes me happy: Sleeping, animals, porn, rollercoasters, dancing, traveling, kittens, jersey sheets, making out.

crush: Brody Dalle, Stoya, Katy Perry, Scarlette Johanasson, Winona Ryder, Katherine Moennig, LinZ Way, Listed Sgs, (young)Nikki Sixx, Justin Thereaux, Andy Samberg, Mike Rowe... many more