age: 31 (Sep 27, 1976)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2003

occupation: I tell folks how to build shit.

fantasy: I want to live in a blimp.

heroes: Kelly Johnson and a guy named Al who made things no one else could.

stats: 5' 8", 140lbs

body mods: I squeeze my torso to give me hips.

sign: Stereotypes are lame.

i lost my virginity: Well I didn't loose it, I got rid of it. I never wanted it in the first place. But I got rid of it in a dog house that I built for my dog but she never used (yup, she was really short :D (my girlfriend, not the dog))

makes me happy: Building things, riding my lil YSR50, dragging my knee, sailing, riding motocross, designing up cool new power plants and airplanes, being warm, coming within .002 inches of dying, Pasta, CamSluts (watching them and being one) Pulling a fast run on the T-Cups

most humbling moment: One time, I went to get a glass of water and instead poured a cereal bowl, grabbed the water, filled it, saw it wasn't full, filled it some more till it was full, stopped, realized what I was doing, and set it aside and went back to drinkin more vodka n apple juice.

into: short women, wearing my hat. racing. chix. chix who race. chix who wear hats and race. Crazy chicks. Going to Disneyland. Riding the T-Cups. Sailing. Spending WAY the hell too much time on my computer. Spending WAAAY too much time in front of my webcam on my computer. BSing in chat.

gets me hot: thongs! short women, sunlight, women, racing, sex, masturbation, naked chicks, short women, watching women on camera who want to be watched by someone else just being themselves.