age: 34 (Nov 18, 1977)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2003

occupation: Code Smith

makes me sad: I can't let go of things I love, so I hate when people die.

gets me hot: Girls sprinkled with more girls.

makes me happy: Naked pool parties!!!

sign: Scorpio

fantasy: OK, this is my fantasy. I go to a strip club, pay the DJ to play "For Shavers only" by Klart{basic chorus, "I'm a pussy shaver, I'm a pussy shaver, shave that pussy!", which is done in a vocoder voice}, then I pay a stripper to run around and try to shave the other strippers with a battery power trimmer, while this awesome song is playing. Sorry, I know I'm wierd.

i lost my virginity: I think I was five, she was 9, err wait I was in third grade, my dad gave me condoms, "Just in case...", and I lined up girls for the deed, only tried to have sex with one of them that day in some peoples bushes by the elementry school.. you know this is alot of information that I giving you people....

into: Geeky stuff like: Geology, Computers, Archaeology, Underwater living, Biology, basically any kinds of data

most humbling moment: When I was sleep walking after too many corona's. I ended up in my friend Sarah's bedroom. Except on that particular night her mom was staying in the room. I guess I kindof just kept walking into the bed like a robot. Here mom phreaked, and asked me what I needed. I said, "I need...I need...I need some water..." Wait you know what? This is a long humbling story, just ask me some time and I'll spew this one out.