age: 38 (May 03, 1973)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2005

occupation: Equalizer

stats: 36-32-34

fantasy: Being pistol whipped by Lara Croft

most humbling moment: Hasen't occured

makes me happy: puppy dogs, bunny rabbits, gum drops

sign: peace

into: bondage, suffering

crush: Katherine Hepburn

body mods: Arthritis, Cirrhosis, dislocated shoulder

heroes: Conan

gets me hot: Alabama in August