age: 27 (Apr 16, 1986)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2011

occupation: Smelly, fat, factory worker.

body mods: A couple of cheap tats =\ and a tongue bar. Saving up for a decent sleeve though.

gets me hot: My heater.

heroes: Fat Mike, Charlie Sheen, Mr. T, Randy Blythe, Les Claypool.

makes me happy: Beer, music, driving, friends, family, drugs, seeing a dog poo with somebody's footprint in it, weekends, holidays, live music.

makes me sad: War, lies, sickness, death, running out of beer, when I realize the footprint in the dog poo is my own, having no money on the weekend.

into: Music, tats, piercings, pizza, water slides, jumping castles, regular castles, comedy, stepping on dry crunchy leaves, drugs, card games, beer + bbq, punk, metal, hardcore, karaoke.